What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!