What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

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Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

because they don't know where home is

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.