What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

because they don't know where home is