What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...

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What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!