What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

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Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

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What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball?

because they don't know where home is

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!