What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

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What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

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What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....