What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....