Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

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What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc

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Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.