Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

bleotch!!

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

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Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!

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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

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What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Natalie Wood Jokes More Natalie Wood Jokes

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.