Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc

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What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A: A tortilla ship!

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon