Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

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Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..