The NBA draft
The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.
They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.
A pizza can feed a family of four.
Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.
Nothing. It just waved.
Foehn
Because you're breaking wind.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Denver Nuggets
Disgusting. I'll see myself out...
A rough draft
