What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

Gust Jokes More Gust Jokes

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft