What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

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What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.