What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Entertainment Jokes More Entertainment Jokes

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.