What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate call his idiot son?

A retarrrrrd

What do you call a black, seafaring plunderer?

Pirate. Unless you're a clever racist, then you might've said "nigarrr".

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Entertainment Jokes More Entertainment Jokes

What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*