What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*