Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Dill Dough Jokes More Dill Dough Jokes

How do you make dill bread?

Dill dough.

What's another name for pickled bread?

Answer: Dill-dough.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

Dill Bread Jokes More Dill Bread Jokes

How do you make dill bread?

Dill dough.

What is dill bread made from?

Dill dough.