Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

Dill Dough Jokes More Dill Dough Jokes

How do you make pickle bread?

You need dill dough.

What's the main ingredient when making pickle bread?

Dill dough.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Dill Bread Jokes More Dill Bread Jokes

What is dill bread made from?

Dill dough.

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.