Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

Dill Dough Jokes More Dill Dough Jokes

What is dill bread made from?

Dill dough.

What does a pickle use to make bread?

Dill Dough.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

Dill Bread Jokes More Dill Bread Jokes

What is dill bread made from?

Dill dough.

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.