Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.
His answer: "My mom."
Help! I'm melting!
I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions
They're both inbred.
With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain
Dill dough.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
