Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
Has she said anything
Fermenting yeast!
At yeast he's a fungi.
Dill dough.
With dill dough
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!