What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!