What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.