What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

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What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!