Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Gamble Jokes More Gamble Jokes

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!