Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Gamble Jokes More Gamble Jokes

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!