Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Gamble Jokes More Gamble Jokes

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city