Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

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What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.

What do you call an animal that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

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What do you call a married cougar?

A cheetah.

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah