Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate?

A cheetah.