Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.