Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah