Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !