What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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Jeep Jeep

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

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