What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Big Deal Jokes More Big Deal Jokes

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.