What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

A: Turn Rachmanin off.

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How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

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How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

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What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

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What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.