What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka?

A John Daly

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...