What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?

They have a large following!

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."