What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Why do electricians make good mediators?

Because they're good at finding common ground.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Mmm Jokes More Mmm Jokes

What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"