What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

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How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

What can you find on neckbeard bread?

M'old.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

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How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."