What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

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Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

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Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"