What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

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How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

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What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."