Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

Hamstring Jokes More Hamstring Jokes

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.