He pulled his hamstring!
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!
A **decaf**alon
He was a little shoat.
Because they called it garbage.
The hamstring.
