Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

Hamstring Jokes More Hamstring Jokes

What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!