Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What runs faster?

Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

What's Pink and Hard???

A Pig with a Flip Knife.

Hamstring Jokes More Hamstring Jokes

What's a pigs favorite muscle?

The hamstring.

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!