What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

What do pigs do on nice afternoons?

They go on pignics.

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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How does a burger acquire good taste?

With a little seasoning!

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.