What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.

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Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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How does a burger acquire good taste?

With a little seasoning!

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.