What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

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What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

How does a burger acquire good taste?

With a little seasoning!