What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."