What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

what else could possibly be in there

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.