What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge