What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.