What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Where do epileptic midgets go for pizza?

Little Caeser's

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.