What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."