What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you pay for incense?

In cents

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do lawyer's suits never have pants pockets?

Because their hands are always in someone else's!

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ?

Cash me if you can !