Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people spend so much on their shoes?

You would to if you had such a long walk home.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!