Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.