Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it

Why are autistic people like black people?

They all look the same.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent