Because jail is free.
It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.
I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
Shooting stars.
He still has some whistle left in his fart.
The lanlord!
Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.
