Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.