Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT