Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a black man who flies a plane ?

A pilot, of course.

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane