Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...