Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

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What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.