Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

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Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!