Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

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Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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A: When you are a mouse!

What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !