When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Bad Time Jokes More Bad Time Jokes

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Black Cat Jokes More Black Cat Jokes

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !