When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

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What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

Black Cat Jokes More Black Cat Jokes

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !