When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

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Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

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What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !