What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !

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What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !