Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

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What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can