Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

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What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.