Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.