Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

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What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

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Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

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Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)