What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

Brownie Jokes More Brownie Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

What is a police officer's least favorite dessert?

A brownie.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.