When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

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How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!