When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

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What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?"

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!