When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

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What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."