Me: "BRO, you were there."
A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think
Don't taste me, bro !
Do you even, bro?
FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that