When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

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What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.