What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

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How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

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What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...