What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

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Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin