He had a problem with boos.
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A Dead End.
Because it was covered in sheet
What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.
Paranorman
Because he's got a hollow-weenie.
Im here for the boos.
Let's get sheet-faced!
BOOOOOZE
Because they're so white the can't dance.
Because they always bring boos.
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An incorporation.
Weeaboo
An exor- .
Boo Bees
The ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.
Hide in the living room.
Boo-ah!
to raise his spirits
A lot of different reasons.
They have hollow weenies!
Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)
He ain't have no boo
A handful of sheet.
As John Cena because you can't see them.
Booo Hahahaha
Kung Boo
Pair-a-normal investigators.
He got arrested for possession.
A poultry-geist.
He had to take a sheet.
Zero. They don't exist.
The Polterheist
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Because he had a Halloweenie!
Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)
To get to the other side.
A Paralegal.
Terri-fried!
A haunting license
For the boos.
Boo!
Boo man! Boo!
Rectoplasm...
A small medium at large.
Boo Jeans
He had no body to dance with
Because he was sheet faced.
To lift his spirits.
Booze.
They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.
It lifts spirits
They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.
He was a little... Possesive
Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.
Because they are disappointed in you...
You 'WOOOO' him!
An Apparigine!
Bamboo
One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.
With a spirit level!
Because they have Hollow-Weinies
Hoblin Goblin.
A phone moan.
Because they have BOOOOgers.
For the BOOOOze.
Ban-she ban-she !
A Polter-Heist
They have a lot of boos but no water
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !
Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
A living room
A polterheist.
Ghost avocado.
Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !
He was scared sheetless.
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Anyone he could dig up.
So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.
Do you believe in people
The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."
A: A book.
Cuz you my BOO"
A phantomime !
It had a nervous breakdown.
Allaboo Akbar.
A: Your ghostliness.
Skelly-vision!
They use boo-eys.
The living room
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
They would steal all the boos.
Boo-meringue
On April Ghoul's Day
Boodapest!
You use a spirit level.
A boo-meringue
The shadow of his former shelf.
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
It gives them an opportunity to .
The cat ate her.
Hallowieners!
Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.
Because they croak a lot!
Having a chickpea on your face.
I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.
This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands
Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.
The ferrous wheel.
The roller ghosted.
Snout about!
Schooner than later.