Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.