Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !