Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !