Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Nervous Breakdown Jokes More Nervous Breakdown Jokes

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !