Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !