Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers