Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor- .