Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law