What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car