What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.