What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.