Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

How many children does Jamal have?

show your work.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same