How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

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Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

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What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

What do Mexicans call a commando?

A Juan man army...