What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

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Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!