What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!