What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

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How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

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Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him