What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

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What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

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What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.