What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

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Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry