What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

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What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.