What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

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What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement