What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins