What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

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What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.