Because it was stationary.
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The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
MC Escher
Need for Speed.
Speed while driving past a speed camera.
you get a Hyperlink ...
Does it matter?
To slow down speeding geese!
Miav.
Speed bump ahead
Need for speed.
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To keep geese from speeding!
The knock speeds up.
Batman!
Only one more sleep until Christmas!
Full speed ahead!"
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82
At C level
Because he was going *to fast*!
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Because it never gets better than a 'C'.
A: The knocking always speeds up.
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Quit Russian.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Racist.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
Thank you for your patients.
Full speed ahead
Speed is relative, officer."
It was speeding in a high shear zone
Michael Schumacher.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
A Wookie mistake!
They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)
Attempted Crepe
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !
In bits and pieces.
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
You check its logbook
The feet.
I replied.
Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
By trying to jump rope.
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin
Mutated
M'rauders Map
Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)
