Because it was stationary.
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The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
MC Escher
Need for Speed.
Speed while driving past a speed camera.
you get a Hyperlink ...
Does it matter?
To slow down speeding geese!
Miav.
Speed bump ahead
Need for speed.
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To keep geese from speeding!
The knock speeds up.
Batman!
Only one more sleep until Christmas!
Full speed ahead!"
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82
At C level
Because he was going *to fast*!
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Because it never gets better than a 'C'.
A: The knocking always speeds up.
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Quit Russian.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Racist.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
Thank you for your patients.
Full speed ahead
Speed is relative, officer."
It was speeding in a high shear zone
Michael Schumacher.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life
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Because he had lime disease
Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.
Someone didn't pull it out in time.
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.
As Mandy Moore times as I want to.
Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.
The way they pronounce "unionized"
Having legs.....
Because it is part black.
Because his flows were so sick.
Rover Flows Out Of You.
She takes Sadderall.
A four chin teller