Because it was stationary.
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The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
MC Escher
Need for Speed.
Speed while driving past a speed camera.
you get a Hyperlink ...
Does it matter?
To slow down speeding geese!
Miav.
Speed bump ahead
Need for speed.
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To keep geese from speeding!
The knock speeds up.
Batman!
Only one more sleep until Christmas!
Full speed ahead!"
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82
At C level
Because he was going *to fast*!
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Because it never gets better than a 'C'.
A: The knocking always speeds up.
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Quit Russian.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Racist.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
Thank you for your patients.
Full speed ahead
Speed is relative, officer."
It was speeding in a high shear zone
Michael Schumacher.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
A 3 legged cow
Not mine
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.
By having people believe that you've won an election.
Schwinning!
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)
He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!
Hyaaaaatt!
There are too many Links.
Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.
Because it's baby food.
the underlay! underlay!
Thank you I'll just have a slither.
