What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.