What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

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Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.