How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.