How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata