How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?

They all know how to get black men off.

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

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What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.