How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "