How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.