What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

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What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a drummer?

a pizza can feed a family of four

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.