Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360