Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

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What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora I'll see myself out.

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!