Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360