Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "