What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

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Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

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How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

Why are Native American strippers the best?

When they dance they make it rain.