What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball