Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

String Jokes More String Jokes

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.