Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

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How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

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Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.