Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet