What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Mike Jokes More Mike Jokes

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What is the first name of Mr Rafone?

Mike.