What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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Who is fastest girl in the world?

Answer: Airtel 4G girl.

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Mike Jokes More Mike Jokes

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.