What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

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Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What is the first name of Mr Rafone?

Mike.