Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

King Jokes More King Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.