Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

King Jokes More King Jokes

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.