What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

King Jokes More King Jokes

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.