What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

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What is Stevie Wonder's favorite guitar chord?

C Minor

Why can not Stevie Wonder read?

Because he's black.