Because they named him Stevie Twoder.
I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
His PURR-ents
Their parents.
Molly Poppins.
Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.
In blind spots.
At least I'm not black.