Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

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tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.