Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

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How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.