Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

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Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions