Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

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Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.